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11:20 pm - Classes are over! That can only mean one thing...

It's time for ANONCON FALL 2010!



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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:34 am (UTC)

Robby Tabor

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I have liked you since 4th grade.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:36 am (UTC)
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A vein or muscle or something on my left temple won't stop twitching. I am freaking the fuck ooooooout.
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Date:December 10th, 2010 12:36 am (UTC)
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do a barrel roll
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:37 am (UTC)
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i can't break up with my girlfriend of almost 4 years because i'd feel too guilty. she has such a fucked up life. her mom is dying. her family has been completely poor and bankrupt her whole life. her dad has always lived abroad and is a complete fucking moron (nice, though). her extended family is even more insane than her immediate family. basically put, she has absolutely nothing going for her except a cal education. she has a couple of good friends from home, but that's it. she has almost no friends here. none that are close with her, at least.

i love her but she is just so fucked up. she has so many psychological issues and so much baggage. she's not the kind of girl i want to marry and spend my life with because she is just so far from perfect in a few critical ways.

i feel like absolute shit, but i don't want to feel like i'm settling. and i know i'm settling. what the hell do i do?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:43 am (UTC)
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I'm probably in the closest situation your gonna find...if things were good, and the went sour, it's so hard to figure out when to call it off and pursue your own life, especially if you go to the same school or maybe live together...sorry to hear man
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:39 am (UTC)

holy shit

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page 69
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:18 am (UTC)

Re: holy shit

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This is not a confession.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:39 am (UTC)

Hey Girls...

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Anybody else have the problem of always falling in love with gay guys before you know they are gay? This has happened to me at least 3 times.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:47 am (UTC)

Re: Hey Girls...

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well i've never fallen in love with one. i just become infatuated with them and then go on their facebook and notice that there's not an interested in section and that they seem to have a lot of cuddly pictures with boys. fml
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:40 am (UTC)

The Beatles Suck

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plain and simple my friends. most overrated band ever. take creed, nickle back, limp bizkit, korn, trapt, puddle of mudd, the holocaust and being forced to look at sarah jessica parkers face for the rest of your life. now put your penis and balls in a blender with all that, mix it up, put it in the rectum of your least favorite professor. then have him/her chowder bomb it into your mouth and you gargle. that is what the beatles are, sound like etc.

please contribute your thoughts and opinions on how much goat wang the beatles and their "music" suck, unless you are one of the sheeple of the earth and have them on your ipod. ZUNE 4 LYFE NYUCKA
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:42 am (UTC)

Re: The Beatles Suck

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Chowder Bomb? I think you mean the Tokyo Sandblaster
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:46 am (UTC)

Opiate addicts at Cloyne make me sad

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I used to love you guys but now you just depress me. I cant even be around you. Get help now, before youre in too deep.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:50 am (UTC)

Re: Opiate addicts at Cloyne make me sad

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It took the words from people I really cared about to finally make me realize what my drug addiction had turned me into. I've been clean for a year and half now and I've never been happier. Don't leave this as an anoncon. Tell them how you feel and I'm sure you can make at least some sort of difference. Please, I'm begging you.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:48 am (UTC)

You Should Realize...

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I'll start off by saying I'm a total "bro" as most of the world would understand it. I love beer, especially cheap light beer. I smoke weed everyday, even during Dead Week/Finals. I'm in a fraternity and am surrounded by a tight knit group of guys, all of whom I enjoy hanging out with very much. If you asked me what I was doing at Berkeley one of the first things I would tell you is "Enjoying myself.".
But I'm not just that image of a frat guy. I'm a person too. I cried the last time I had a long term relationship end. I worry about how I appear to other people. I wonder what I'll be doing with my life after I graduate. I worked really hard to get to Cal and I still work hard to stay at the top here. I think you might get the point. What I'm trying to say is that being marginalized when I bring up my Greek lifestyle has to be one of the most upsetting things that happens to me.
So if there's one thing I want people to take away from this is that while guys in fraternities can be tools, douche bags and jerks, I'm still out there. Come meet me. I want to make friends, I want to make people happy and I want to be happy. My existence is simple and innocent. There are other guys like me. Don't generalize if you can help it.

PS I also have a massive attraction to tiny asian girls. The more "American-ized" the better. I've deliberately gone after what has been publicly perceived as "attractive" (dumb, vapid, made-up whores) so that I don't get made fun of for liking who I like (asian girls). Fuck. I cant believe I *still* lie to myself and do it from time to time.

PPS Does anyone want to watch Thursday night football with me? Titans v. Colts. I love the Titans so much.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:54 am (UTC)

Re: You Should Realize...

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come to fsm and meet the ton of asian girls here. maybe we are fated to be.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:48 am (UTC)

normal fun

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I have a boyfriend but I really want to go on a date for fun. I haven’t felt nervous about a guy in years and miss that feeling. It can be casual, and we can do whatever you want. Id say lookswise im above average (or so i'd like to think), if you bet im asian youre right, 21, and easy going. Now this feels like a desperate craigslist ad, but i promise im normal, this is unusual for me, and I can show you a good time. Lemme know what you want to do!
anomnomcon@yahoo.com
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:52 am (UTC)

Re: normal fun

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Sounds fun, but what if I have a girlfirend?
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:49 am (UTC)

page

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69. i used to do it all the time, but only in high school. more just straight sex now. kinda miss it. poll-y/n on double oral copulation
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:50 am (UTC)

Re: page

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y
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:50 am (UTC)

Naked Run

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So how does it work? If I want to make sure I see it, where do I go to sit or stand? What's the path they take on their run?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:56 am (UTC)

Re: Naked Run

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Go to main stacks. Wait there. When you notice a lot of people standing around wait just a bit longer. Then a bunch of naked people will run by.
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:50 am (UTC)

Sideways Computer Guy HATES his fucking job

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Hi, it's Sideways Computer Guy here again, you may remember me from earlier anoncons, where I was camped out for inordinate amounts of time in FSM with my computer sideways (for reading .pdfs) from which the nickname was borne. Anyway, I really need to vent about my job, so here goes.

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the asshats I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of fucking rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked out of his goddamn mind BEFORE he comes to work, DURING work, and I'M SURE after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:53 am (UTC)

Re: Sideways Computer Guy HATES his fucking job

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were you in mcb 61
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:53 am (UTC)

JACK KODROS

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HOUSE PRESIDENT
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 02:27 am (UTC)

Re: JACK KODROS

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HE IS MY 6 DEGREES OF SEPARATION FROM DARREN CRISS
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:59 am (UTC)
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http://www.badderhomesandgardens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/amigurumai-exorcist.jpg
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 12:59 am (UTC)

girl with the long blue socks in front of fsm

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on a study break, I watched you try to coax a squirrel. you looked really good in those long legs and hiking boots.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:06 am (UTC)

Re: girl with the long blue socks in front of fsm

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one of my favorite blogs. i posted about it a few pages ago. the girl who wrote about how this could be the exorcist or britney spears made me literally lol.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:00 am (UTC)

AMORIZ

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your name is something like that

i met you in a "class:

you were nice (and quite hot)

let me know if you seen this!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:10 am (UTC)

Re: AMORIZ

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im good friends with her. ill let her know you said this. her name is amaris btw
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:05 am (UTC)

UC BERKELEY HIPSTER

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http://ucberkeleyhipster.tumblr.com/
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:08 am (UTC)

Re: UC BERKELEY HIPSTER

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A+

brb sharing this with everyone i know
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:06 am (UTC)

Gianni

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you live in slottman hall, and I have a crush on you.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:08 am (UTC)
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ok all these coop posts have got me kinda curious...what's it like living in a coop? i live in an apartment now, but i don't know they seem kind of fun..

please enlighten me!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:20 am (UTC)
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czsleaze.blogspot.com
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:11 am (UTC)
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someone please clarify? is naked run tonight?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:16 am (UTC)
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no
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:12 am (UTC)

MAD BREHLDAU

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FUCKIN...TITS!
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Date:December 10th, 2010 01:13 am (UTC)

Re: MAD BREHLDAU

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MAD BREHLDAU FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

-cuthbert
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:16 am (UTC)

Newspaper Crush

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I know, I know, another Daily Cal crush entry. Bear with me. CK in News has been the fucking bane of my existence since he was a freshman. Years later, I keep on getting stuck with the most mundane projects with him and that rat fink new kid JO (who follows him around like some pathetic lost puppy). And when the story finally hits, where the fuck is he? Damned if I know! The freeway occupation on March 4th, the Chancellor's House last December, he just went to the fucking bathroom or had to make a call or SOMETHING just as the story was about to hit! I don't know why our editors haven't kicked him out completely yet, he's worthless as a reporter. That hunk in the red cape that I keeps on showing up at protests though? He's actually been pretty helpful -- you should take me out on a date next time you see me! - LL
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:38 am (UTC)

Re: Newspaper Crush

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I have my contact list open and absolutely none of those initials make any sense. You're weird.
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:17 am (UTC)

69

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The number of points I got for the word "zion" in a game of scrabble.

It felt good.
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Date:December 10th, 2010 01:24 am (UTC)

Re: 69

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This is not a confession.
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:18 am (UTC)

Weird Things

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Inspired by M Grad, here is my list. enjoy!

1. I have dermatillomania, which is a form of OCD, where I pick at the skin on my fingers, cuticles and the soles of my feet. Since I have been I teenager, I keep it relatively under control, and only one person has ever noticed. Though, I don't think I'll ever completely stop.

2. I like to get spanked during sex. I like it to hurt, to the point where I tell the guy to stop, but I really like it when he keeps going till I bleed anyway.

3. Once I gave a guy I wasn't interested in a bj because I wanted him to feel sexually inferior to me. He came on his chest, then I poured wine on it and licked it up. He was also five-years younger than me (do your own math for the age difference).

4. Sometimes I'll only eat soup for like a week straight. I love it!

5. Once when I was on a long drive (five-hours), I masturbated, twice. Made the trip seem shorter and honestly, I almost crashed. I was wearing a skirt, so it was easy.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:59 am (UTC)

Re: Weird Things

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I am M Grad and I approve of this message.
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 10th, 2010 01:19 am (UTC)

Has a finals, anoncon feel to it

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secret smile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCFQy8lnkfg

I'm anticipating a need to substitute food for my humanity tonight. Anyone want to take a study break from the library at say 11pm and make a King Pin run and then just come back, and go on with our separate miseries? I might need people around me as I walk across campus just in case I must be restrained from running to a quaint bridge and committing suicide in all 5 inches of the Strawberry Creek. I'd probably regret that come Christmas. I'm looking for company that either escalates their complaints to beautifully gilded hyperbole or for people who want to pretend that we're all very happy. I'll be in a white coat outside the library and linger for five minutes or so.

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